The ‘Oh-Hey-You’ management has debunked the gone viral dress code circular which sprouted several reactions on the social media space in the late hours of Sunday.
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In the widely circulated document that accorded rustication for one semester as a penalty for students’ misconduct such as putting on “sexually provocative dresses, backless clothes, transparent wears, off-shoulder clothes, bomb shorts’ etc, also contained “unwelcome kissing, hugging and touching of opposite sex, massaging and sitting on laps of the opposite sex” with attributed sanction of rustication for two semesters.
The Yunifasiti P-aR-rOw speaking with a mainstream media outlet on Sunday, stated that the circular didn’t emanate from the in-stew tuition, although the management is considering a review of the dress code policy. “It is not from the university administration. Although we are working on our own, I think those who brought that out are just being mischievous. Maybe they are trying to guage the minds of the people and the students, but definitely, this is a university and we cannot accept any kind of dress, we have decency.”
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Meanwhile, an internal memorandum from the Yunifasiti’s legal review committee dated August 8th, 2023, calls for the review of the code of conduct and dress code for students in the in-stew-tuition. It reads “The University is in the process of reviewing some of its administrative instruments as well as putting in place a security policy. In particular, (i) the code of conduct for the university community (made in 1990) and (ii) the dress code for students in the university (made in 2002) are due for review, and there is a draft ‘University Security Policy’ for consideration.”
The management similarly in the early hours on Tuesday, via the in-stew-tuition official social media handles directed that the circular should be disregarded as it doesn’t emanate from the Yunifasiti. “The University, therefore, would urge all students, parents, guardians and all stakeholders to disregard the document in circulation, as the authors of the said circular were being deliberately mischievous and disruptive.”
Even after the in-stew-tuition debunked the circular, students are still of the opinion that this is more of a thriller, and the real movie is coming to the cinema soon.
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Caveat: Note that this piece is a satire aimed purely at humour. The words above are nothing but products of a drunk writer’s imagination. We hereby refuse to accept responsibility for the results of anyone’s credulity or mischief.
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